墨菲定理(7)

If you are short of two of them,you need tremendous amount of the remaining one.

If you are short of all the three,no hope. Otherwise the result is always success.

想要得到你的另一半，你需要：时间，金钱和精力。 三者的总和是常量。

如果缺其中一样，另外两样的投入相应增加。 如果缺其中两样，剩下的那样需要巨大的投入。 如果三样都缺，没希望。 除了这些情况，结局都是成功的. 墨菲爱情定理 五

You don't pay for sex,you pay him/her to leave after you're done

你不是花钱买乐子，你只是在完事后付钱让他/她离开。 Beaches law:

If you think a girl is beautiful,her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it

沙滩法则：如果你认为一个女孩漂亮的话，她的男朋友总会在那儿证实你的观点。

Marriage is like a dog with a bone,he might not touch it,just doesn't let another dogs come near it

婚姻关系就像一只狗和一根骨头，他/她可能碰都不碰

那骨头，只是不允许其他狗靠近。

The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine

爱和感冒的区别在于感冒是有药可治的。 Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend,is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified

被告知某人不愿和你约会是因为你是个难得的好朋友，就像被告知你得不到这份工作是因为你资历太高了一样。 You don't fall in love,you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall 你不是坠入爱河，你是掉在坑里。坑的深度和你对掉进去的健忘程度成正比。 3. 科技定理

墨菲科技定理 一

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence

逻辑就是一个让人充满信心的，系统的得出错误结论的方法。

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing 专家就是那些在越来越狭窄的领域里知道得越来越多

的人。照此推下去，总有一天他们会在空无的领域里知道一切。

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

告诉一个人宇宙有三千亿颗星星他会相信的。告诉他椅子刚漆过他非用手摸一下以确证。

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget 没什么东西可以按计划或预算内完成的。 The first myth of management is that it exists 管理神话第一篇：管理的存在。

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection

失败总在通过了最后的检验后出现。

To err is human,but to really foul things up requires a computer

人总会犯错，但要把事情搞砸还需要一部电脑。 We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything

我们对任何事情所知的还不到百分之一的百万分之一。 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

任何充分绝对完全先进的技术和魔法没什么区别。 A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make

一台电脑在二十秒里犯的错误相当于二十个人在二十年里犯的错误的总和。 墨菲科技定理 二

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work

没什么比看到老板老老实实的干一天活更能激励员工的了。

Some people manage by the book,even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book

一些人喜欢按图索骥，甚至有时他们都不知道是谁画的图，或甚至于是什么图。

To spot the expert,pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most

如何甄别专家？那个认为该项目需要最长时间并需耗费最多资金的家伙就是。

Computers are unreliable,but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable

电脑靠不住，人更靠不住。靠人维护的所有系统当然也

靠不住。

If you can't understand it,it is intuitively obvious 如果你没法理解一件事，说明这件事在直觉上是显而易见的。

In designing any type of construction,no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday

不管任何建筑设计，大样图是不会在周五下午四点半以后校正合成的。周一早上八点十五分以前它会自动校正合成。 The only perfect science is hind-sight 仅有的完美的科学就是马后炮。 If it's not in the computer,it doesn't exist

对于今天来说，如果不存在电脑里的，那就是不存在的。 When all else fails,read the instructions 怎么也搞不定的话，看一看操作说明吧。 Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner

工具总是掉在那些不容易捡的角落里。 墨菲科技定理 三

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way

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