Patrick ：OK. This 72-year old guy stole a pair of trousers from a department store in Paris. A
security man saw him and alerted the police and they were waiting for him when he came out of the shop. The shoplifter started running, but the policeman soon caught up with him. The man thenbit the policeman on his arm several times.
Steve ：He bit the policeman?
Patrick ：Yes – you have to remember, he was 72.
Steve ：I’d forgotten that.
Patrick ：Problem was, it didn’t hurt the policeman at all, ’cause the guy had forgotten to put his false teeth in before he left home.
Steve ：Very funny!
Patrick ：And the moral of the story is –
Steve ：Always remember to wear your false teeth if you’re going to bite someone. Patrick ：That’s good. I read a funny crime story the other day. Let’s see yeah this guy
this guy robbed a supermarket somewhere in America – I can’t remember where exactly – anyway, he got away with about 4,000 dollars. The next week the local newspaper reported the story but said he’d stolen 6,000 dollars. The thief rang the newspaper office to complain. He said, “Look, I only took 4,000 dollars. I’m wondering if the supermarket manager took another 2,000 and said I’d taken it. I did not take 6,000, I promise you.”
Steve ：He was probably telling the truth.
Patrick ：He probably was. Anyway, the newspaper managed to keep the guy talking while they
rang the police. And the police traced the call – the guy was ringing from a phone booth – and they arrested him while he was still talking to the newspaper.
Steve ：That’s good. Stupid guy! I’ve got another true story This – this – old guy was in court for some crime – and he fell asleep. His case began and his lawyer stood up and said, “My client pleads not guilty.” The man suddenly woke up, but wasn’t sure what was happening. He jumped up and shouted, “I plead guilty! I plead guilty!”
Patrick ：So what happened?
Steve ：The judge allowed him to plead not guilty.
Patrick ：That’s the best, I think.
Passage2
Presenter ：You’re listening to Kevin Fallon and my topic for today is street crime. Being
mugged is something that can happen to anyone – and it’s a very frightening experience. So it’s positive when you hear of someone who was attacked by a mugger and defeated them – especially when that person is a woman. Anna Black was attacked by a mugger. She’s here to tell us about it.
How long ago did this happen, Anna?
News 24/7 Unit 4
百度搜索“77cn”或“免费范文网”即可找到本站免费阅读全部范文。收藏本站方便下次阅读，免费范文网，提供经典小说教育文库新标准大学英语视听说2Unit 3 Crime Watch文本及答案(4)在线全文阅读。
相关推荐：